From the USA to the ASU
The reversal of progress

Welcome to the American Soviet Union, where spying on citizens is par for the course.

"Now, watch this shot!" cried King George, and all the good little sheeple quietly observed and politely applauded.

Use your noggins: Do we really want (gasp) Democrats running the ASU? Dang, the first thing they'd do is switch the ASU back to the USA, and who wants unmitigated freedom? Not our citizens, nossiree.

Those Democrats are strange people. Instead of spending tax money on war and death, they'd rather spend it on peace and life. That's just plain twisted, isn't it? Instead of limiting freedoms, they want to expand them; they actually want to uphold the Constitution. And as King George once screamed, "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!"

Watch out for those sneaky Democrats: They think the Constitution is more than just a bathroom accessory.